I did a summer internship with the Sundance Institute this last summer. There’s many things I could say about the many interesting and talented people I met, but for now i’ll just leave you with a handful of true one-sentence stories, Jaden Smith style.
Ants in Your Pants: A Legitimate Concern
Saturdays Are Great Until You Get Mugged By A Trampoline In the Forest
If You’re Not On The Dark Side You’re On The Light Side
The Turkey Mafia Called And They Said Gobble Gobble
If You Eat Food All Day Apparently You Get Fat
The Ghosts Of Cat Pee Like To Haunt Your Basement
How to Domesticate a Wild Rabbit: Not Indian Food
If Tony Plana Wishes You Happy Birthday It’s Probably Past Midnight
The Difference Between Squirrels And Moose Is Subtle But It Won’t Save Your Life
Why Is Everything I Am Writing About Animals
I’m Sorry, But The Deer In Your Woodshed Is Actually A Shirtless Man
This is probably my best story, though:
Would you like more one-sentence stories bereft of all context and meaning?
Too bad. But if samurai-killing pandas are your thing, I got that right here.